Pick Me Up

A Giant Cuddly Bear in the Sack

A big game hunter, a trust buster and one of our greatest Presidents, this mand used his “Big Stick” to change the world. All he wanted to do was stuff and mount some ladies…

You’ve seen my face on Mount Rushmore, but wait till you see my face when I mount you.

I’d like to finish plowing your canal.

I think the nickname Rough Rider pretty much explains it all.

The only monopoly I approve is my lips’ monopoly on your body.

I’d love to bust all over your trust.

I’d perserve your ass as a national landmark so everyone can enjoy it’s natural beauty.

I don’t just “walk softly” with my big stick.

I’d like to dock my Great White Fleet in your port.

I’m on safari for big game booty and I’ve got yours in my sights.

After tonight, Teddy Bear won’t be the only toy in your bedroom named after me.

also, thanks to Jenny P for the idea of Teddy!