A vert skater who wants to get horizontal with you.
He invented over 80 tricks and only 4 of those weren’t meant for the bedroom. He’s the Skater of Sin…
Tony Hawk’s real “Proving Ground” is my four-poster bed.
“The 900” is also the number of orgasms I give girls in a day.
I retired from vert skating so that I could get horizontal with you.
Just because I invented the Stale Fish, doesn’t mean I want to smell it all day.
I’d love to aerial your backside.
Buy my video game and you can play with me all day long.
Why fly with the eagles, when you can soar with this Hawk?
I wouldn’t mind face-planting in your vert ramp.
You might be as flat as my board, but I’d ride you all day long.
I’m here anytime you want to grind my frontside
4 years ago