February 17, 2008

He’ll Animate Your Body

He’s not cyrogenically frozen, but he was always stiff.  He kept every girl he knew until Tomorrow Land and always gave them an Adventure Land.  here he is, the Animator of Ass…

Trust me.  When I slip you my Mickey, it won’t be a roofie.

I’d love for you to Steamboat my Willie.

I promise that when you’re in bed with me, you’ll never be a Sleeping Beauty.

My last girlfriend called me Thump Her.

I’d love to poke your “hontas”.

I created the Pirates of the Caribbean so I could raid your booty.

I promise you’ll want to spend all your time in Fantasy Land.

My dick’s bigger than the Matterhorn.

Actually, the happiest place on earth is my bedroom.

Have you ever played “Snow White and my 7 Inches”??

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