Pick Me Up

The Man of Steel

Stalin was a butcher and an SOB.  He’s famous for saying, “A single virgin deflowered is a tragedy, a million is what I call a good week.”  He’d put your grendel in a Gulag…

Communism means those breasts are our breasts.  And by “those” I mean yours and by “our” I mean mine.

Do you want to beat my Nazi soldier?

Stalin means “made of steel”.  I didn’t get the nickname for my ruling ability.

Would you like to climb to the peak of Stalingrad?

You make me want to have another Great Purge…of my balls.

I want you to warm up my Cold War.

I want to form a Soviet Union with our naughty bits.

I have a Five-Minute Plan for jumping your bones.

How would you like to be molested by Uncle Joe?

I’d spend 10 years in the Gulag to spend 10 minutes in you.