Stomping Goombas and Knocking Boots
It’s been awhile since I’ve posted. My new job keeps me pretty busy so updates will be infrequent. But, here you go. The Bane of Bowser, he’s the Warp King of Woo…
I may only be 8-bits, but I know how to use ‘em!
You don’t need to feed me mushrooms to make me bigger.
I hope the “princess” is in your castle.
Guess what I shoot when I eat your flower…
Why don’t you go down my pipe?
I would love to jump on you.
I learned all my pounding skills from the Hammer Bros.
Why don’t we warp on over to my bedroom?
Ya know, I plumb more than just kitchen sinks.
Wanna see the backseat of my kart?
Overalls are my favorite but if you keep eye-fucking me, I’m gonna be all over you.
They added the “Super” to my name after I ass-fucked Bowser.
4 years ago