In honor of MLK Jr day I wrote up some pickup lines for him. Tumblr was having some problems so they’re getting posted a little late, but you get the idea. Here he is the Boycotter of Bad Vage…
I have a dream, that one day you and I will cum together in sexual harmony.
I want you to boycott all dicks but mine.
Would you like to be baptized with my “holy water”?
I won’t ride the back of the bus, but I will ride the back of your badonka donk.
You’re making a Civil Rights Movement in my pants.
Would you like to see Martin Luther King Junior’s Junior?
I would March on Washington to free you of your virginity.
Yes, that is a Peace Prize in my pocket, but I am excited to see you too!
I’m sure I owe your booty some reparations for years of misuse and neglect.
Would you like to be infused with “Black Power”?
Don’t segregate! Keep my penis and your mouth together. 4 years ago