Pick Me Up

A penny for your thoughts but a nickel for his pickel

He wrote the Declaration of Independence, but he spent most his time declaring his love for the ladies.  The Master of Mounting…

I might be the third President, but I’ll be your number one lover.

I believe in the separation of church and state and the separation of you and clothes.

I’ve commissioned Lewis and Clark to explore what’s over your mountains and in your bush.

I hold these truths to be self-evident: you’re hot and I want to bang you.

How about you pretend to be my slave and we practice making bastards?

I also authored a “Virgin Resolution”…

My dick’s bigger than John Hancock’s signature.

Would you support my agrarian society and let me plant my oats in your fertile fields?

I believe every man has the inalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of punani.

I live in Monticello, but I want to know, would you mount this fellow?