He wrote symphonies for his organ
A name I already mentioned served up fresh after a few days off for the weekend. AKA, the Orchestrator of Orgasms, I give you Joannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart..
My name isn’t the longest thing about me.
Everyone remembers my 600 compositions, but no one recalls the 10,000 women I banged.
The piano is a string instrument, but I prefer if you play my wind instrument and blow me.
Bach composed Air on a G String but I’d love to play Tongue on a G String for you.
Guess what the inspiration for my opera The Magic Flute was…
Would you like to “play” in my quintet?
Have you ever tried Vienna sausage?
Yeah, I compose a lot of Masses, but that’s not the only way I can make you see God.
I’d play your body allegro.
Baby, I don’t mind that you’re a B Flat, I’ll still orchestrate orgasms for you.
4 years ago