He was only passive in his resistance
As promised, the first of many more new historical figures. That’s right kids. Today’s player of the day is none other than Gandhi. When he wasn’t fasting for a hunger-strike you could find him feasting on the ladies. The Godfather of the G-spot…
Not swallowing is a form of civil disobedience.
In India, they honor me as the Father of Our Nation…because of my legendary virility.
I believe in a vegetarian diet. But you can eat my meat all you want.
Let’s shake off our imperialistic oppressors and your panties.
Don’t worry sweetheart, blowing me won’t break your fast.
I’ve been on a hunger strike for two months and you’re all I want to eat.
This time I’ll be the British and rape your fertile lands.
I want a girl who peacefully resists in the streets and aggressively resists in bed.
I don’t care if you are an Untouchable, I just want to hold you.
Will you help me self-purify by cleansing my body of impure fluids?
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. So I’ll cum in your hair instead.
4 years ago