Unlike lightning, he will come in the same place twice
A new one for a new day. Enjoy Ben Franklin’s failed pickup lines. He’s the Founding Father of Foreplay…
You look like the type of gal who costs about three Franklins an hour.
Feel that spark? I invented that. I call it…sexual attraction.
Not only am I polymath, I’m also polysexual. Rawr!
As a Founding Father my greatest find is your incredible rack.
Yes, I am proud of helping to repeal the Stamp Tax, but I’d rather repeal that dress from you.
Fish, visitors and unwashed vaginas stink after three days…just thought you should know. Seriously.
I invented a lightning rod in my pants. It attracts positive sexual energy.
Yes, I improved the glass harmonica, but to this day, no one’s improved on my organ
I’d like you to declare your independence from sexual morals.
Your breasts are proof that there is a God and He loves us.
When I see your smile I fire the shot heard ‘round my pants.
4 years ago