Go tell it on the mountain
Again, I know I’ve posted this one elsewhere, but since I’m trying to update everyday, I’m busy stockpiling the new ones for days when I don’t have time to think of ten pickup lines for Mozart. So, here’s Moses, doing some Squirtin’ on the Mount…
Can I hose down your burning bush?
The 11th Commandment was ‘Thou shalt swallow’.
I’ve been plague free since ‘93.
I can turn my staff into more than just a serpent.
If I can strike a rock with my stick and make water come…
My jizz tastes of milk and honey.
It doesn’t take a Pharaoh to let my “people” go.
I’d spend 40 years in the wilderness just to spend one minute in bed with you.
I’ve been known to part a Red Sea or two.
Thou shalt have no other penis before mine.
