The Reich line will get you any girl
I know I’ve posted this elsewhere, but in keeping with the spirit of this blog (and giving myself more time for new entries) I’m reposting this and a few others so that they’re all in the same place. Lucky you. And now, I give you, The De-Virginizer of Vienna…
I’m not Mr. Reich, but I am Mr. Reich now.
Rape you if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Belgium?
I taught Rommel all his maneuvers.
If you sign this non-aggression pact I promise to only blitzkrieg your western front.
Is that lebensraum in your pants for me?
It’s not the size of your panzerfaust, it’s what you shoot with it.
I’d repel any Allied invasion of your beaches.
Are you as into group showers as I am?
Your hotness is Mein Kampf.
Does this rag smell like Zyklon-B?
